My packing dildo fell out of my pants. Do I pick it up, look at it and display mock disgust or walk away like I don’t even see it? And if I leave it, what if somebody returns it to me saying, “Hey! Did you lose this?”
An FtM’s Dilemma
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That was great, thank you! xoxoxoxo.
This actually happened to me. I quietly picked it up, put it in my pocket, and ran to the bathroom at the first possible time where I freaked out some, put it back in its place, and returned to work.
This happened to me a few times early on. Once at work in the middle of an open hallway, with tons of workers all around. I was stealth there and no one knew that I know of, but no one seemed to notice, so I picked it up and put it in my pocket. =) Worked fine.
Once I was sitting in a stall, with another guy sitting in the next stall. It managed to flop out of my underwear and land on his side of the wall! I was totally mortified! But I just grabbed it, got up and left. When I was leaving, I heard an “Umm…..” come out of his stall. Priceless!
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